A Case of the Amazing Shrinking Testicles

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The amazing shrinking testicles in my case are caused by Testosterone replacement therapy. It’s a bit of a slap in the face when just over a year ago I was pretty pleased with the size of my “shnooks”. The reduction in the size of my family jewels has been a slow and laborious process.

 

small testicles

When I started feeling fatigued and suffering from a low sex drive, coupled with the weight gain and all the other nasty surprises of Low T I did indeed notice that the ‘firmness’ of my nuts had indeed taken a back seat. Bye bye firm and proud bollocks, Hello jello nuts.

When it came to feeling my balls, probably like most of you guys..it’s something that I didn’t really do for the advancement of science. Not even too just irritate my wife while out shopping. It’s just hard wired into us. Regularly check your testicles guys, You know it makes sense.

Steroid effects on Testicles

I began to feel horribly different down there. I had some very strange sensations in my testicular region. Continually asking myself “Why are my balls sore” which I can only suggest was my ‘testosterone factory’ workers getting the hump at finally being layed off, closing down the building and turning off the lights. Even though my testicles were producing a very low amount of Testosterone. (Probably akin to French Farmers just producing enough grain to qualify for an EU subsidy!) This was enough to maintain my ‘bollock mass’.

However, now that I was on Testosterone Replacement- which if you can excuse my rather poor metaphor. Was just like importing a load of Eastern European workers in and pretty much making my own Testosterone production redundant, a thing of the past, probably about as dead as black ash furniture.

So what can you do about this? I hear you ask.. Well, unless you want to have a ball sack like one of those lame pin cushions. You need to look into HCG or in geek speak Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. This is a natural hormone that will maintain big balls.

If you live in the US and have the cash, HCG is administered in most decent TRT regimes to prevent testicular atrophy so even though you have to take TRT you won’t need to worry about having squirrel bollocks.

However, if you happen to live in the UK (as far as I’m aware) You will not get any HCG from the NHS unless there is a medical reason to maintain your fertility/ trying for a family etc.. Even then I think they would rather have you make some donations into the ‘wank bank’ and have it frozen for later.. should you feel like trying for children on the future.

Don’t give up though. We do have hope, If you are confident in self injecting hormones.. Not really my bag, if you excuse my pun! Then you can buy HCG from approved pharmacies in the US and it’s not illegal to buy them. So, If you do want to consider this option then you should do some more research into HCG and it’s uses in testicular atrophy. Do not rule it out.

Bollock size is not the be all and end all. Confidence wise, well I’m not over the moon about it but I am glad that I still actually have my own little marbles. My wife says she doesn’t really notice their fall from grace.

Personally, I now have nuts that have shrunk. On a warm day, I am not ashamed of the heat I’m packing. But on a brass monkeys freezing January morn I wouldn’t be surprised if my balls had done a flit and gone to keep my adams apple company. I’m hoping that soon I can stop the TRT and I will see just what happens with my own boys then. They certainly have some catching up to do.. the lazy bastards… Damn you shrinking testicles.

 

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